oh my god you are so fucking fine you make me want to fucking nut through the fucking phone just looking at you like damn i bet you that dick is probably like nine inches too maybe even more shit who knows all i know is that i want to get fucked by you bro like damn slide in the dms

Are you basically trying to tell us that your booty hole stinks? Like that you don't spud your cheeks in the shower and clean them? Because I don't care, I like you anyway.