Yeah, that shit is crazy, bruv. They've gone mad. Credit card in your ass crack with a bar of soap. I got another theory, too, that's going to split up the black community because a significant amount of black folks run the washcloth through their ass, too. And then the next week is they facetowl. And I think that shit is gross.

I can't. I can't with these people. No, I don't even use bar soap anyway. I use liquid soap. Soapy sticky film on you. That won't rip away. Y'all don't remember that commercial? Man, I couldn't. People are so different in this world.

Thank you Upgrade for the soundbite here. That is disgusting. I'm sorry. First of all, when I have a bar of soap, it is my bar of soap. Nobody else touches my bar of soap. I do what the guy does, right? Where I lather it up in my hands, run like a loofah, right? That's how I use my soap. I don't know where she learned that, but just gross.