All right if you see a girl at the bar or a club and you wanna go talk to her what is your go to pick up line and doesn't work

Be honest I just show women my old psycho drawings and olives and they all on me everyone loves Chris bitch

I don't even have to say anything bro I just wait till she gets in her car that she leaves follow her home kill her and then like just take her home and he is busy with this crazy

Are you a book? Because I'm trying to uh... uh... uh... Ugh.

Oh no, help me! I'm falling for you! Sorry, that's cringe.

Walk past and get close to her and be like, it's a booger in your nose. She gonna laugh.

I'll be like a do it jiggle too far or what's up with you got a let me know fool

I think I'm welcome to him be like Crap. Crap.

I'm eating right now but why do you sound like Siri why are you talking like that

EWWWWWS Oo So

Take your panties off, bitch.