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All right if you see a girl at the bar or a club and you wanna go talk to her what is your go to pick up line and doesn't work
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Hey, girl. You like to draw? because I put the D and raw.
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bro that should fire bro
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hahahaha this is as funny as hell.
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Bro that is the funniest shit All I Gotta say is you got a W raise
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I would jump out the nearest window.
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Smash.
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I can't lie out yeah that was very good that's pretty good good job
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And you put the Ellen lesbian
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What does this mean?
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See, I think that worked on me. and me up
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Where are you I'm really nervous I shirt
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I'm gonna be like, hey bitch, let me punch that dick in your motherfucking stomach, yo.
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Nah, cause I'm seeing you everywhere with this.
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Bring it over to my god damn page. Fuck, I don't show ass.
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Aerial sale but Mejia on your profile you literally have if IQ goes guys I miss you
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You and my cat had something in common. Y'all are both fucking pussies. So happy to share it.
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Not cool man.
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Oh look at you! I clearly see that you're on this app but you're still not responding to my reply. What are you scared?
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For real like for real can I marry
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Bitch, what are you fucking ate?
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Bro who are you and what the fuck are you talking about I don't remember you do you look like every other bitch
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No for real I'd be like let me suck my dick daddy
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Are you a meatball because I want you to meet my balls?
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Oh yeah baby I'm a towel really fat for the ass
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Oh my god are you the actor Pamela Adlon the actor for Bobby Hill from king of the hill I'm such a huge fan oh my God
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Let me go suck that dick!
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No, that one was actually like so good. That was a really good one like Honestly, I was thinking you could get one Um... But yeah. That was actually a really good one.
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This was actually a really good one. A really really really really really really good one. boys should start using this one a lot but yeah
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Hey Jayla your emoji's looking quiet nice let me get that snap baby girl
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Excuse me lady are you willing for some dick I got free ones maybe it's not free but $20
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Nah, cause you playin' look, I'm just puttin' like this, you a whole bakery and all I'm I'm trying to do is get a slice of cake.
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I go hold you bruh, I have no fucking words
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FBI, open up!
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Hey Ma, let me grab your coochie.
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ARGH
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Ha ha, flute stridling.
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Daddy.
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Hey Desmond, keep a kunne, remember? Dis not carry aimosari?"
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Man can you just fucking shit the fuck up like this shut it
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frick
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Hey I'm gonna be straight up with you don't say that shit ever again fuck that shit was corny as fuck
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This one is the best so far but yeah, I love it! Hahahaha!
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I don't know what you're doing. Are you crying or laughing? Like I'm just confused
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I'm starting I'm just Quiten
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my pick up line gonna be uh uh uh uh uh uh Oh
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Who the fuck invited Jasper the doll? genuinely how did Jasper get here
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Where cancel what the fuck
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Mama
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I think
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If I was a boy, my pickup line would be, What's up, baby girl?
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Oh yeah! I think I like you.
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No cause why is brought her son like the zombies from The Walking Dead
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? Die responsible??
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Uh, uh, uh, what? You gonna finish or not?
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You didn't pick up a glass of water and cleared
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Whoops, gotcha clit. You want it back? come sit on my face and I might be able to put it back.
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When she was in my fireball can I get your digits your number to be Zack ' cause I wanna put my clit in your face
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HA GROUP city там da А 있는 manten if ah oh dinosaur th a T Oh
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It's实. Oh fuck.
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Oh no I rather let you sit on my face then bring it right back to you
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Yes you can yes you can you silly little goose you're so silly silly little gifts he suggested still getting used to use a little Busey aren't you
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Was that a trick question What's the status at tricky is that a tricky little question without a question and little tricky little tricky tricky question
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first
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I'm not sure if this would work on me, but I would for sure laugh because it's white.
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That is literally so good, that would definitely work.
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You're getting the whole club after that.
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Oh that's so true Gabby that is so true
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Well it wasn't bad good That's kind of like oh now to be honest I am going to keep saying it like wait
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No, because this is just a cute kind sweet one to be honest, but I like it so good job. Congrats, I guess? I don't know what to say, but yeah, good job.
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That one's really cute. That was deadly, were gunny. Yeah.
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No that's the view as I'm leaving lol
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That's disgusting as hell!
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W-Rizbo, W-Rizbo, yes.
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Are you McDonald's? Because I'm loving it.
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Bumbastic, gymnastic, cocalastic, fantastic side-eye.
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You the corniest ***** known to man bro. How can you think to yourself? Let's see all this shit. You so, you so weird and corny, bro. It's extremely crazy how corny you are.
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Have such a wonderful rest of a desks Invite pie!
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ANTHONY
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Bruh if the definition of sad I was a person you would be the person and I will give you sad ass especially if you use a pick up line right side by side right yet That's really sad
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Cough, cough, cough!
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It is really not that deep. It's really not that deep, bro.
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Tell Bro you are so corny get out of here with your dumb ass bro
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Keep that to yourself, do not share that in public, you will get bullied.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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Alright shit boys, I got you Ruzzle the red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour I was alright while it's a blue I got five fingers tour for you. to wove.
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damn bro that's a fucking good one out
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I mean I'm hella tight so you're gonna need one but hey you can try to stick two in here
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Hey, whoa, whoa, touch a I'm gonna need some proof of that one sweetie. I'm gonna need some proof of that one
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Hey girl, your boobs are big today. Can I get a taste?사가 75
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What if they are like a a cup or something like
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Girl, I'm an A-cup. What you trying to say? What you trying to say girl? What you do? Oh
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Shut the fuck up bitch
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No hate to the itty-bitty titty committee we love it out here
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