All right if you see a girl at the bar or a club and you wanna go talk to her what is your go to pick up line and doesn't work

Are you mixed? Because you're half fine and half mine.

Usually I'm Ronaldo fan right now should I get messy with you

Yo you my dog cause I want to fuck the shit out of you

Do you play sports because I want you to play with my balls

Are you a toilet because I wanna shit all over you

Are you a haunted house? Cause I want to get in you and scream. That's actually really bad.

I'm lying yo we should really fuck and then she just comes over

Oh my my go to pick up line would be hey there woman and then you know she turns around in a night to start talking about missionary because that's my favourite position for me

You got all nosh shoes In the room Gotta put up a broom stick up in your boom What? What the fuck? this fucking room