Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Why is chicken so funny? A class? Agh!

I got a new job at Samsung as a security guard. Does that make me the guardian of the galaxy?

Why can no one hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? because the pee is silent

What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark? physical... lights.

My best dad joke is probably, um, wide the chicken across the road to get to the other sign. the second finally Ok. if its just a garbage dump then you'll be safe actually how many, how many guys enough to decorate glass why Why

What kind of lizard do you find between buildings? An alligator?

What did the bed sheet say when it fell off the bed? Oh, shit.

What did the what did the horse say after a trip help I fallen and I can't giddyup

What is the difference between an old bus station and a lobster with breast stand plants. One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crust station.

What do you call a guy that lives in Somalia and I was to fire plane Raleigh Lebanon over again buddy