Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

Do you have a circus her This is intense

So there's this engineer from Alabama. When he went back to his workshop, he ended up getting a rim job.

Alright I'm blind so this one's funny to me. What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do you think he's Soros? What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog? Do you think he saw us wrecks?

The guy walks into a bar. He says, ouch.

Your dad so soft he died in a pillow fight Your dad so dumb he thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Your dad's so dumb, he put an air conditioner backwards just to go chill outside With his dumb ass.

Boo, boo, boo.

I wonder why I have to listen or find people who speak only English when they assume that I am a server in Spanish and I want people of my own language. What is the grace, gentlemen, of stereo? Gay

Simba, I don't know too many dad jokes, but my wife left me because I had a gambling problem, but I bet I'm going with her back, bro

I only know 25 letters in the alphabet. I don't know why.