Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

...mm...... It's just old... superstition

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A man was drowning and a boat came up to him and said, Do you need any help? He said, No, thank you God, please save me. And then another one said the same thing and then another one. And then he went to heaven. Well, he wanted the gates of heaven and he said, God.

And he said, God, why don't you save me? And he said, I sent three boats to you, you idiot.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks to go to golfing In case you get a hole-in-one

The best Jack the best dad joke is the best dad joke

So my best dad joke would have to be what's the security guard do if you miss behave at the airport he throws you out Yeah because in the UK there's an apple called Heathrow

Why did the baseball stadium get hot after the game?

What do you call a baronolax ground beef?

Will you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef?