Alright guys, I need to know what is your best dad joke. I want to be laughing my ass off in the comment section

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

Okay, I got a couple I'm trying to go fast. So how do you know a lady Gaga you poker face? Ha, okay, okay. What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.

I fucked and mutilated your wife.

What are you calling me with with no arms or lids and a pile of leafs Russell my grandpa loves these types and especially the blunts ones and I also love this one di joke but I don't have enough times for it to

A Jewish girl asked for my number today. I told her we use names now.

dog that shit was not that funny

Why do fathers take two pairs of socks golfing because they might get a hole in one ha ha

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And will you 50 Cent you can play 50 Cent got more sticks to you

Okay, ready? How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it! Ah