Tell me an embarrassing story about yourself

One time a bird shitted on my arm and my uncle also told me a story. He was like, yeah, a bird shitted on my arm too. It's winning!

Speeling out, my mother is the day-to-day on camera.

I was in middle school and I was using white out and I was having a lolly on my desk and I accidentally licked my white out and my classmates look at me like I'm stupid and I'm like what did I just lick

Oh girl what the fu-

O eон o wa Wow!!

Like, you out of this girl? Just like... Yo... Do you know where to McDonald's sometime? T啊嘍嘒哈嘍嘍

Shit that I found you on this app.

One day my pants at school ripped the worst and what I did was I still a teacher stapler and a staple my pants sound like on the Escalade fucking staple pants

I was in fourth grade, had a crush on this guy, and I actually, I was looking at him and I walked into a pole. You saw it and left.

So on Christmas Eve we were all having a party and I had to use the bathroom are used too much toilet paper try to flush it for the bathroom one through the carpet and guess we're here