One time, I had this cat, and I was like 9, and I was really horny, so I decided I was gonna fuck it.

I'm going to choose the loop one time every month.

Better remember it because I can't count and I cannot watch that video like 80 times and if I remember it I'm gonna be like oh that yeah that time oh well

I'm not gonna lie, the second one's already me, so I already know my answer. I've been reliving that one shit, that one moment from second grade every single day of my fucking life.

Because I don't want to be watching the same video over and over and over and over and over for, like, every fucking month, forever. That's, sort, like, no. I don't, no. No, no. I'd rather remember it, like, Cause if I have, like, gas, and I'm supposed to watch it, Then they can hear that. But once I'm thinking about it, they don't know what I'm thinking about. They can ask me, what are you thinking about? And I'll be like, nothing.

I would just jump off a imaginary prank cannot be up at this

Uh, remember it once a day. Cause I'm not trying to watch that for an hour. That's just boring.