Do you want to hear your crazy is X stories like why do you guys break up or are you guys still together or you guys still talking or what's the tea about you guys eggs

So like she broke up with me because we fucked in the middle of the woods like a marvelous time was in the middle of the woods and I had no condom and I almost got her pregnant but my pull out game is immaculate so I do not get their bed that Biden will you look

Oh, I hate these. Okay, so, my ex took my fucking phone and he was like, to text me, a lot of people saying rude shit to them, roasting the hell out of them and I lost some friends.

So my girlfriend at the time cheated on me and then lied to like everybody saying that I wanted to kill myself because like She left me but she left that the part that she cheated on me. So everybody thought I was suicidal for a good few months