If you scroll without roasting me like you're literally a bitch like if you're a bitch just say that

Nah, bro, you really thought your grandma could fly so you threw off the balcony and said grandma fly Nah, bro, you really thought your dad was John Cena cuz you could've seen him in all that. That's kind of crazy, though Nah, you really thought Michael Jordan was a singer and started singing in California girls. That's kind of crazy Like bro, you really threw a pokey ball at your father and said I gotta get you home. Like that's kind of crazy

Bitch, you're a bitch with your white ass fucking looking face with the fucking kickiest fucking makeup

Oh honey you're a fucking ugly fucker aren't you give me those glass in the morning fix your fucking if you have noted to the fuck away that your arse is small as fucked as the fuck away jeans cover your stomach because you're a skinny ass and a rustic dumb motherfucker

Oh roast you? I'll spit roast you. Sorry. But you look like you're moaning with your tongue out.