Gang, these are like them 5, 6 and a half abs where like you're underweight and they show. These are not abs that you want to show to the world, these are abs you want to keep to yourself until you hit the fucking gym. Because these things look like ass. I mean your belly button even ruins it even more. You look like a piece of paper, alright? I'm gonna need you to go hit some obliques because you're not flexing shit right now. You're just showing us that you're short and got abs because you're fucking anorexic, alright? And get some low-down underwear, Hanes.

Bro your fort see you like actually shut the fuck up no one to see you that you

Bro, you do not have abs yet. Like, you look like you're maybe... I'm gonna give it 1... 115. 115. You got skinny abs. Like, give it a little bit. Like, work out a little more. You gonna make it. But as of right now, just give it a little bit before you show these to the world. Like, you got a little more building to do. And I ain't gonna act like I'm all the way there. Like, I ain't perfect either. But I got a little more to show for my work. Just stay safe out there. You're doing good though. Good luck.

Why is your bathroom floor so yellow? Does everyone have fungus in your household?

Um, does this qualify as child porn? Because if so... *****, you're sick, you need to get off, like, this whole app, like, I'm not even being... I'm like, like, I'm being so fucking fair, like... You need to get help, and... yeah! Mmm, don't promote child porn!

COUGHS

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