I want y'all to roast the absolute fuck out of me like I want to be listening to this in the burning hotter in Texas right now

I mean you're not that ugly though like you're not really ugly but I mean you can be prettier I guess

You look like somebody that cannot get a girlfriend.

This is why you cannot get a boyfriend, because you get no bees. You can't get a boyfriend because of that hair.

Bro, you just need to put on some makeup. Concealer, mascara, false eyelashes, whatever. Just put some on.