I want y'all to roast the absolute fuck out of me like I want to be listening to this in the burning hotter in Texas right now

we love a good degrading kink guys i'm sorry i can't your bio says you're too awesome and swaggy and to be honest with you i feel like you are look at this look at this bitch look at look at her face she looks like i could go up to her be like you're fucking ugly she's like okay damn she looks like she could take it like i don't even want to she looks like she could take it right up the ass i'm just kidding i didn't say that what huh

No way, is that Judy Moody in the not-so-bummer summer? No fucking way. Dude, can I get your autograph? No, but for real, the way you took this fucking selfie makes you look like a founding father.