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Me 332d
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Mpath 329d
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Narge 328d
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Drop y'all wildest excuses of why you had to call off work and what what was you doing?
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Shit ass black woman I know I got out to get my hair done before I did the car out because I needed some more weed and then I showed up to work high as fuck and I am my boss was like what's going on with me the real problem today and I'm just like you know what I'm just a little sleepy and he was like yeah sleeping my ass like are you know what the fuck you doing
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Girl I would not have went to work. I would not have went to work. You can hear my work in the background. Um, I thought your mouth was dry girl.
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Ooh, I'm almost about to be messy. Child, it's reminding me of somebody on stereo. Um, have I ever I done did some wild calls out at work before. I done had people call in for me I'm trying to think. This shit threw me off. I was thinking about something else. Oh Man, okay, I'm about to come back and think about this one
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This was perfect for me because I told my bus like I hit by it so I can But I got to go on my way to work which was true actually I was walking to work and I like I actually I buy car but I told my boss I got hit by a semi truck I did I see if I can't if I could hurt like crazy but I told my boss go by semi truck
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Damn, why did you upgrade the vehicle that hit you?
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Because if I told him a semi truck hit me they probably think I was fucking like almost dead because like the car that hit me it was my fault I didn't Lagrasse go home I don't like I was listening to music and I didn't look both ways and then he like he was coming down to it he was a red light so he's coming he was slowing down so he like barely hit me I went back like 10 feet and I forgot it was like then your mother and that's my fault you don't got to go to it's my fault but if I tell my guy by Summit shocked Amy's I'm probably fucking on my deathbed
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So they didn't question you? Like, if you're trying to sound like you're a deaf man, how the hell are you calling in to work?
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Oh because I mean like if I told him that if I told him I just got it I slightly got hit by a car and I got a hit a couple feet they're gonna stick gonna be like no you're coming to work my boss is she's abusive woman I would if I told her I got hit by semi truck and I was in the hospital and I wasn't doing good and like she can't send me to work you know
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Oh, dude, you don't want to know what the fuck I was doing, right, dude? I'll be honest with you, dude. I was on a little fuck-up, you know what I mean? Like, kinda had to call my boss and be like, I'm fucking losing my mind, dude. You know what I mean? You know. Shit happens, right, dude? Like, just go down to the bodega, fucking, like, harass people, you know, like, take your pants off, like, wave your loaded gun around, you know?
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