I'm glad your jaws are on down, ready for me, when I come home, to spread your cheeks.

And pick up your goddamn pants, you loser!

Dude, how many times have you done it on that mirror?

I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be rude or anything right there, but boy, clean your mirror, because that shit is not giving. It's giving, I'm too lazy to clean, but I'm just gonna flex on the mirror with my pants halfway down, showing the no butt that I got. Clean your mirrors, like, no.

They sag anymore, and you ain't gonna have no pants on!