So here's a random question for you when you're on the toilet and you're having a poo what are you thinking about are you on your phone are you actually on the phone listening to this post now or are you not thinking about anything is scroll on TikTok are you doing sudoku what are you doing what are your thoughts about while you're pooping let me know in the comments below

Hey Sammy just teleport mentor me

Well I noticed you had the brown toilet seat lid but not the brown toilet so I was gonna say I'd be worried about whether you could see shit stains or not But I'm thinking thank God this feels so good now I can move on with my day

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT MAN WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I'll be thinking, damn, what are you talking about?

Um, to be honest, when I'm on the toilet, I'll be thinking about how good I just fucked this guy, oh my goodness, and then I'll be thinking about, like, who should I fuck next, so, like, I'd be, like, imagining fucking four boys at the same time, like, oh, lord.

Well, you know, I'm thinking about pitching it outside the off stump on a good line and length. Hopefully making the batsman play. And, you know, is it solid? Is it soft? Is there enough fibre? But, yeah, just hoping I'm not going to get hit for four or hit for six.