Uh-oh. Time for an explosion. Oh, is that girl still alive, dude? I don't know if you can be posting, like, snuff videos.

She's a fucking idiot, and I stopped and finished watching because I'm like, wait, that's metal. Let's just watch this play out.

She had one job, one job, and she couldn't complete it. What type of a black person is she? She gotta be mixed with white, because there ain't no way.

What in the H-E double hockey sticks did she put that metal freakin' bowl in the freakin' microwave? My God, she's gotta have the IQ of like a freakin' goldfish!

I'm just trying to figure out why she didn't just put the shit on the stove and cut it on high and it would have boiled real fast. Like, I'm fucking confused. She skipped right past the stove to put the shit in the goddamn microwave. Lord help her.