If you made a million dollars, what would be the first thing you would buy?

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The first thing I would buy is braces because braces are expensive and my teeth are like kind of fucked up so yeah.

I don't think I would buy anything. I would pay off all of my debts, I'd pay off all of my family's debts, and then I'd get in contact with the financial advisor to better manage the rest of my money.

If I made a million dollars first thing I'm buying is a million dicks to suck on God expeditiously with the quickness, with the speed, with the precision of buying every dick I can see.

The first thing that I would buy or spend my money on would I would just like get rid of all my debt just get rid of all of it and then get new debt with a new car.

Easiest question fucking ever, clothes. You can never have too many fucking clothes.

Stocks.

I do vest it.

The first thing I would do is pay off my bills, pay off my family's bills, and then I would buy a place where we could all live.

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