I'm sticking my extra testicle in this extra terrestrial *****

Dog, it's a motherfucker. Pull up on me. I'm about to pull on Nathaniel. Go. Oh, E.T. Oh, buttercumb, buttercumb, what he said.

Smash

Bro, I will literally bootyfuck you in like, in all different ways. What the actual fuck? Oh my god, you're so sexy.

Give them the lickety-split

I'd probably be very scared and confused as to why it wants to come to me I don't know about that