Shut your bitch ass up, gangsta!

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that's a person, not a fuckin' home. Uh, homes cost a lot of goddamn money, like, fuckin', you gotta go to realtors. Uh, that's a human, so... If you're trying to buy a human, then that means that you're fuckin' doing human trafficking. Which is fuckin' crazy! You're a criminal, you're a goddamn cri-