What made me not really believe in Santa is that I would always skip school, I would barely do my work, I wouldn't listen to anything anybody told me, and somehow every year I would end up getting presents from Santa when I was a little asshole, so that made me come to the conclusion that Santa definitely wasn't real.

Santa Claus, definitely.

I don't think I believed in either. I was very logical as a youngster.

I believed in Santa Claus longer than the Tooth Fairy because, well, I figured out after a while that it was just my parents putting money under my pillow after losing a tooth. So, yeah.

Yo, what the fuck is even a Santa Claus, bro, like, what the hell, bruh? Hey, yo, what the fuck? Yo, who this fat ***** outside of my window? What the fuck?

I kinda, um, realized that they were fake a while ago at the same time, around the same time, uh, yeah it's really fun to have parasites, Nicki.

I actually knew that they both were not real by like a very young age but I guess you can say I knew stay until longer