If you had a pig which one of these three are like finer which won't you pick

Honestly, none of them look good, like, on their own, but if you took the first guy's face and put the second guy's haircut on him, he'd be fine as fuck.

Ahem, I'm picky Alex, I'm gonna ride the fuck out of here, I'm gonna ride the shit out of him, I'm gonna bounce up and down, I'm gonna go like BAM! BAM!

Allen is fine as hell. I'm gonna have to go with Allen, bro. He's my boy, bro.

No one! Goddamn!

The first one.

The quote is actually so bad at this people you've died taken off of TikTok but did you screenshot these guys TikTok like why is a quality so bad are you stalking these three people what's wrong with you

I had to pick the middle one. The middle one for sure.