You look like a cracked out youngblood.

I'm glad you're trying to be a makeup artist. I know you were trying to be funny still, but I see it. I mean, you're funny, but... I still have to figure out why you put lipstick in your eyebrows. Like, what the fuck? It's bad enough you got lipstick in your lips, but like, in your eyebrows? Who's the girl? Who even did your hair color? Like, what the fuck? What the fuck?

You're definitely not a fucking puberty fairy, but you're definitely some type of fucking creature! Oh my fucking god!

I'm you're number one fan you should host a meeting greet so when I see you I can walk your motherfucking ass

Yo, that bald spot is so wild.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What in the actual fucking fuck is this? Bitch, go get it! Oh my fucking god, grow up! Literally you look like a mom, what are you doing on here, the fuck?