the sign that gets the biggest side eye from me. Bitch has to be Capricorns. They will make you fall in love with them. And as soon as they're done with you, they act like you're dead. That's a Batman villain in disguise. And no one can convince me otherwise, bitch.

Gemini, Gemini, batshit crazy Gemini, if you're not loving, you're hateful. If you don't want to be touched, you want to be cuddling. Will you ever make up your fucking mind Gemini? Do you ever stop talking?

Any version of like the zodiac signs that are men, men are the issue. And like Capricorn women, that's it.

I would have to say Gemini because Gemini can sit in your face and talk behind your back to your friends and family and then don't expect to think that you know already, no bitch I'm just keeping you close because you're my enemy and I didn't know what the fuck you got going on.

This is hilarious. From a true Capricorn. But there's a caveat. We don't just get done with people. Usually it's after you have, you know, crossed several lines and broken several lines.

Virgo men, bottom of the barrel. But the worst is cancer men, garbage. This is coming from a cancer woman, terrible, both of them. Get them out of here.

All Pisces, you sure don't know how to get it wet. And when it comes to finessin', you're the king and queen. But here's the problem, your head's in the clouds. Get ready to come down, because crashing to earth is your specialty.

My super villain Capricorn heart is broken and I think that Leos are the worst. And I say this as a Capricorn with a Leo rising. Hahahaha.

cancer 100% cancer two of my exes are cancers I'm a Capricorn the second cancer that I dated actually gaslit me into thinking he was a Gemini the entire time we were together for three years and he turned out to be a fucking cancer

Specifically male Geminis. Run the fuck away. You are going to catch a murder charge.

Cancer for god sakes if you don't quit crying over every damn thing people are about to think you're weak. Bossa, you're not some little baby crab on the beach, you're a king crab from the deep deep sea baby you got claws.