Roast me just just try I don't know something about my hair or I don't know I mean I really don't be mean because I'm kind insecure but not really it's versus its wanna see what people would say

Yo, you gotta make up your mind quicker, bro. You'd probably take longer to decide if an adolescent child could beat Goku, bro. Like, I don't know. You got some period blood on your hair. You know, Spider-Man probably tattooed your chest, but, you know, I ain't got much to say.

I like your hair. It looks really nice. I like the color of it.

I will happily, HAPPILY roast you, alright? You got that quagmire chin, got the small ass nose, and overall, you're built like a philosophical packing penis.

My honest fuckin' opinion is, uh, you look pretty, girl. Like, honestly, I- I can't really hate on people, like, I can, but like, at the same time, I feel like too bad to do it. I do it sometimes, but like, it's really hard for me to do that. But like, you're pretty, I don't know. Maybe, um... I- I don't know, honestly, I usually have something to say, but like, I don't this time. I don't know why.

You know, based off this photo, I really can't, like, you look really pretty.

You got that double chin, cross-eyed, and one eye bigger than the other, mm-mm. To be honest, I literally don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I'm being so honest. Because you said roast me, so I'm roasting you right now. And that hair looks like a whole bowl cut. I'm sorry, but like, it looks like a wig. I could just smash that right off. You have double chins. But it hurts my heart, though. Because you're ugly.

Bro, I'm not gonna lie, people in the comments are being way too fucking nice, like, way too fucking nice, like, bro, with your left-sided ass, like, bitch, with your right-sided ass, too, fucking thin-ass lips, and your nose ain't even, like, little, it's fat and chubby, by the way.