So I was at my family's house and I was trying to be impressive So I decided to stick the firework up my ass and light it It was supposed to just shoot right out, but instead it went in and now I have third degree burns all over my asshole Help!

I would suggest you to go to the ER so they can take it out of your ass

Now listen, this is a very common problem around the 4th of July. A lot of jackass is doing this. What you're going to want to do is you're just going to want to get a big pile of ice at the fridge. Alright and you're just going to want to sit on it for a while and really make sure you work it your way into the crack. Alright, don't be afraid of getting it in there. And then you're just going to want to sit in a cool water bath, add in some medicine, maybe some soap, but you do not want to get that thing infected. You're not going to be able to shift for a week is what I'm saying. If you are bold.

Oh, yo. I give my all. Hey. Just to save you, I give all of me. Yeah. I can hear you screaming out, calling me. It's my fault, made you fall for me. So to save you, I give my all. Just to save you, I give all of me. I can hear you screaming out, calling me. It's my fault, made you fall