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Your aunt sits you down for a serious talk. You find out that you're a werewolf. How would you react? What is the first thing that you would do?
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I would probably want a wolf out right away and then I'd come find little red riding hood
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Add Tisket a Tasket Taz is looking for her basket
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If I was a werewolf, I would try to use my strength and speed to help people. But then again, I don't know, because they might get scared of me being all furry. They might report me and then they'll try to capture me. So I don't know.
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If they try to capture me, I'll just eat them and then I'll run away into like the bushes of the forest and turn into human. And then I'd have to escape from that place and go back into the city like nothing ever happened.
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The only thing that I would not be fond of would be all the fur and all the furry- furryness. I wouldn't be used to it. It'd be very weird for me to be a furry werewolf.
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I definitely make another social media account for my werewolf side and definitely everyone will think it's fake. Hopefully if it leads to a capture I'm running.
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Oh yeah, I forgot to add, I will definitely go and eat my enemies and my haters. Yeah. Mmm mmm mmm. Mmm.
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Why does it have to be my aunt that sits me down? I mean, that's cool, but I mean, it's just kinda......and odd. Okay? Uh, anyway, I would probably just, you know, go outside and murder people.
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At first I would think that she's just fucking with me and I'm gonna just start laughing at her. But if I do actually become a werewolf, I'm becoming the ultimate hitman.
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At first I'm gonna be like, what? Am I the only one in the family like this? And I'm gonna have to get the tea on the history, you know? And then after I get the tea from Auntie, I'm just gonna have to like...
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Go into like the nearest forest and get fucking naked in my forum. Fill out this suit, you know what I'm saying? Like, what'd it do? And then after that I guess we're figuring shit out, huh?
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vegetarian or not so vegetarian what do i like to eat who am i not gonna fuck like are there other werewolf men are there am i the only one in the world can i turn people what
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I don't understand why in these movies they start telling me these kids are like 19. Why don't you tell me this is 6? Why have we not been training? Why are you telling me now so now I gotta start all from fresh? The killers have been training from day.
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Good fucking point.
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Dude, what drugs are you on? What kind of question is this?
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Right? Fucking morons. I'm not gonna lie. I mean this question kind of, you know, drives me a little bit, you know, about my aunt.
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Um, you know, I'd probably ask her if that's why I have to shave so often.
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Okay, so either you've been watching True Blood or what's the other movie? Either way, I don't know how I would react being told that I'm an animal, especially if I know I haven't been able to react to that.
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