That's definitely not a roast, but I'm not complaining. Uh, also I like to jerk out and EEEH!

Would you like me to roast you then? Because I gladly will.

Do it, I'm so serious, I want the smoke, I want it all. Alright, don't even hold back, I'll hold back a little bit. Not even close. Alright, make fun of my ugly ass face in the second photo. Alright, call me now, do anything. Alright, all out. I want the smoke.

OK OK I'd like to say some real quick you really look like a famous person that I've seen on and a movie like it's just really frustrating me

Oh I remember now I remember now just had a look at look closer to picture you look like Alvin from Alvin and the chipmunks And not in a good way the body to yeah yikes

buck teeth looking ass the fuck

Hey keep calm and keep it come let's go

See I would but it'll hurt your precious delicate little feelings because that's what you are a little but like I said I don't hurt your feelings anymore than they already are you only have a small enough ego as it is

It's just too difficult like you can't get me I'm a sexy ass dude like there's nothing you can do about it it's so my fault it's just so it is you know

Oh my God I just oh so crying because how fucking funny that was damn you're really pulling out the jokes that's the only funny thing you've ever said Complete silence