You so pretty, look like model.

Oh, you don't know what to say. Let me help you out. How about you go take them dusty, musty, crusty-looking athlocks out and look like you had a man for about a goddamn month? And aren't you too old to be, uh, holding up ducklings? That is so 2016, my girl switched it up. And your nose looks like you can inhale the entire Earth. Your legs look like they dirty and they need to be washed. You look overweight and you need to start eating vegetables before you get fat and obese like, um, Amy Slayton from the Lifetime channel. And you too old to be doing peace signs. Let's find something else to do. And you need to clean your dirty eyes, Mom.

Oh you thought I was done? You need to clean my dirty ass room. It's like you live in a fucking pig house, bitch. and just clean it up. You're too old to be doing stuff like this.