No I'm I'm just fucking disgusting like how are you craving Mountain Dew that literally bewilders my mind like I am flabbergasted because Mountain Dew taste so disgusting and like artificial like oh my god if you got that like synthetic weed and made it a soda flavor that's what Mountain Dew taste like

Holy shit, dude, you're missing, like, two teeth.

Bro, what the fuck? Are you missing teeth? What the fuck, bro?

That's all right, bro. I think you had too much Monday.

Nice hair.

Bro looks like a fucking child molester

How much I want to bet he plays lacrosse or some shit like that.