Haha bitch, you ain't gettin' no fuckin' Mountain Dew, bitch. I'll fuckin' slap you silly, bitch. Back up. You ain't drinkin' my Mountain Dew, bitch. I'ma scuff all that shit down before you can even touch the fridge handle, okay? Aight now, bitch. Go into the store. Take your $5, $20. Go buy you a fuckin' 12-pack Mountain Dew. Not that hard. Legit.