Well let's see do I lie to my tax write-offs I don't know if I have any kids I don't have any kids that I know of I think most of my kids ended up in a dirty sock in the corner of the room in the laundry pile but that's beside the point now I don't think there's any benefit in perpetrating a weird myth about some guy climbing down your chimney.

My offspring, yeah we told them there was a Santa in the beginning but I quickly squashed that because I'm like if any fat man is gonna get credit it's gonna be me. Now the kids that I inherited, that's a whole different story. I keep trying to convince my wife to tell the youngest who still believes that there is no Santa but he's 11 and he still believes I think