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I can definitely swim I learned really had a swim swim when I was like 10 or 11 because I took swimming lessons as a child and I learned how to float and I could move like 2 in./h in the water but that's really not swimming this is kind of fucking flailing but swimming like actually using technique probably 10 or 11 my mom taught me and I had you know I just kept kind of doggy paddling until eventually you know start putting more elbow grease into it arm then I'll learn how to dive under and I swim backwards and I do flips and I am basically Michael Phillips at this point
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No. And I am white, okay? Okay, listen, I can't say I'm black because that's a lie, but I also can't fucking swim. And it's funny. It's really, really funny because my legal name is Michael Phelps. Yup. This is so stupid.
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OK but like why did you have to specify that OK
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My man I am and I'm fucking Mexican and I cannot swim for shit
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Hell no I can't swim push been a ligament ground man of my fucking Jason from Friday the 13th
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Bro 😭😭😭
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My sister tried to drown me one time so I had to learn it was like five
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Oh, that's interesting.
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Honestly I'm black and I don't think I can swear pride to be honest I'm like five or something and I can't swim 5 feet nothing no I cannot swim
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There's a reason why I have a mom and her she's a wreck very very upset they are over here earlier we I want to say this word really really obsessed and I am overprotected with me and she's she wanted me learn to swim and she she too scared of my drive myself in the water so yeah That's my reason
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There's no fucking logic in that like what is she on if you don't know how to swim then you have like more like lihood of dying if you fall into water like just put your fucking baby in the pool and it'll figure itself out
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No because that's exactly what my mom did with my fucking brother bro I need you to do that with me and now I don't I'm not good at swimming so fuck that
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I can't swim to save my life, I don't know about you people, but if I try to swim or drown instantly, I'll turn into that little submarine thing that drowned over the Titanic the other day bro. Oof.
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Alright listen, I can swim but like not very good. I think it's cuz I'm like 3% black. That's a joke, I'm not actually 3% black.
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I learned how to swim when my brother put me in the pool and grabbed my sister shirt so didn't wanna start suffocating me so I started swimming And then before that my dad threw in the pool and I had to suffer myself I'm alive
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No your whole family just wanna take you out because I want you mean by that that's crazy
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nah bro I'm a fucking ****** I can't swim for shit nah bro I'm getting I'm whiter than a sheet of printing paper I can swim real fucking good anyways I got a fucking whole ass pipe bomb up my asshole
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I am black so can I swim now what Eicke like twiggy paddle like I could I can't seem to save my life but I could leave I don't know
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