God made you two hands for a reason, so make your own.

But the question is, what kind of cookies do you want? Do you want, like, a variety of cookies? Do you want chocolate chip? Do you want, like, some coconut macaroons dipped in chocolate? Like, what kind of cookies do you want? You want those pretty sugar cookies? Those, like, frosted cookies and all the crazy designs? If so, what theme designs would you like? I need more specifics. Yeah. I've made cookies, like, three times, and I didn't know what you wanted, so... You know. Yeah.

Why, when you could just eat the raw cookie dough and get salmonella or some, there's some reason you're not supposed to do it. You're gonna do it? Okay. Can't stop you. Are you really gonna do it?