So you wake up right and arm you have two options either drink an ounce of P or you show me your bullshit which one are you doing

uh like who is it? is it my shit or some ill shit? so i will do the shit

Bro an ounce of piss obviously God damn I'd rather drink an ounce of piss Luckily I got a brita filter and I'm gonna use that Or one of the survival straws. I should you know, do I get one of the survival straws? Can I can I can I drink piss out of a survival straw because I'd be amazing But I'm not eating a bowl of shit. That's just oh, that's just nasty. That's actually disgusting

I would drink my pee, you know, when you in survival, you know, and you dehydrated, they teach you to drink your own pee, you know, because you ain't got no water, that's the only thing that's gonna keep you alive, so fuck. I drink my pee, I'm good. I don't mind. And I'm pretty sure it tastes good, I'm pretty sure. Like I never taste it, but I don't think it's that bad. So, hey, I'll drink poppy.

I mean I'll be waking up. I'll be thirsty as hell, so I'm gonna drink some pee. We're gonna get

I'm drinking the pee baby all the way. I would never eat a bowl of shit. That would just be gross That's my mom and I can verify that she drinks pee. I'm just saying he can verify this shit motherfucker.

Y'all act like I ain't never had a bowl of shit before. You could at least throw some seasoning in it and that should be fucking banging

Honestly, neither. I really hope I don't wake up in the morning.

All right another obvious answer here obviously I'm gonna be eating the shit because it just has a nice gooey like texture you know goes down easy and you make it like bits of corn or something in it that's that's it that's a steal right there that's it that's awesome and yeah I just like eating shit in general

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