What gives you the biggest egg?

I'd have to say when they sit in the wrong seat at the cinema and get told to move

Who would say when you walk and then open the door in certain we go

Ufff, when she says I have to be home by 7 o'clock because my parents will get on to me. Ufff.

I mean honestly my genetics, I think they've given me the biggest dick.

I'd say morals, like if somebody has really fucked up morals, that would give me the ick. If someone's just a bully, mean, racist, just doesn't care about basically other people's feelings.