Laundry days are the worst. Suddenly your swimsuits become viable underwear. I'm just waiting for the day for someone to ask me, why do your boobs look weird in that suit? And then I'll say, no reason, then they'll go, are you wearing a swimsuit under that suit? And I'll go, no, and run away and my boobs will flop in the air. in the air, because clearly I'm wearing a bikini.