I've been traveling a lot for work lately and it's made my like eating and sleeping schedule all over the place the last two days I've eaten a leftover turkey sandwich in bed before 10 AM and I know that that sounds like a sad lifestyle choice but really like if I had kids or a husband I don't think I'd be able to do that or the husband will want some of my turkey sandwich and I don't wanna share my turkey sandwich I don't know why I'm telling you this I'm tired but I'm also bragging that I can eat a sandwich in my bed and no one's gonna tell me not to

Oh I'm sharing is caring that I have a husband and he still allows me to eat a sandwich with my bad if I wanted to I just don't want to