The first time I got high, I think I was like 16 years old, I was in high school and I just thought, you know what? It's about time I smoked my first weed. I wasn't at a party, I didn't have a friend offer it to me. I, on my own, found a guy at school who got his older brother to get him some- Anyway, he sold me a $20 dub, which was like a fucking bull. I bought like a bull for $20. And then I went home and I stole a rolling paper from my dad and I swear to God This is a true story I ground it up with my hands and I rolled my first joint ever and then I walked about a mile and a half away To the railroad tracks and I smoked it by myself And that was the first time I ever got high weirdest fucking first-time stoner story ever. I am the problem. I I am the Gateway friend.

OK that's like the best origin story ever for a weed smoker I am I don't smoke now but I I thought mine was good because my mom smoked a joint with me when I was 13 for the first time and we went to see Pink Floyd the wall at a planetarium and tripped balls together it was pretty nice

I honestly think I get a second hand with every time someone opens their car door because some people like you know it it it they open the door and walk it hits you in the face it is strong

Okay now it smells like Snoop Dogg in here here