So I need to share, I was asleep at school on the desk, I was dead asleep and I ripped ass so loud that it woke me up. But I couldn't just be asleep, rip one and then shoot up from my slumber so I had to pretend that I was still asleep but I was so embarrassed that I almost threw up on the desk which also would not have been a good look so luckily I kept it down because I can't just rip ass and then vomit on the desk so I just want to know what you guys would have done.