I may be a little drunk right now but how was your few is your significant other got off of work and they said it's gonna come see you after work right and then they say and they tell you that they going home to smoke or whatever and it's been two hours since they told you that you text him and ask if they're coming or not then they say that they Finna come over here and take a shower and eat when they're done smoking and all you say is All right Knigge you don't take the motherfucking long to fucking smoke he smokes at a bong so I know damn well I don't take that fucking long fuck are you doing like so irritating or is that just me

Yeah, he's definitely cheating on you.

Well, I've never had that happen to me, but it seems fishy to me. And he gives me an excuse to not go see you. Girl cheering!