Would you rather be a short fat midget with a monster **** or a tall six foot nine light skin with a micro penis?

First of all bro this is the easiest question I've ever heard. ***** call me a tripod. I will be the midget with three legs *****. He he.

My friend, at this point of this question, I think I would rather choose to be a woman.

From my experience, being a 6'9", light skinned with a micropenis is not fun.

Bro I think about it and I'm a midget have a massive **** right I did get another midget you see right image of B5 to like me

some of these responses are just too good but I'd choose to be a tripod yeah

Bro, why are you exposing me like that bro? I'm already five-stured with a giant car. I'm pretty much a midget.

Heading to the Evergreen now it's microtech this is not the way no matter what

And the guy rather be there bro what the fuck are those fucking options Knigge who

I am are you typing my treats be crease H. I I just I just won't be the monster car

short fat midget