So I was just finishing up knitting my last sweater of the day and and don't ask me how this happened but I ended up getting my knitting needles stuck in my ass so I'm really coming on here asking does anyone know what I could do

What the fuck to the old lady just say

Bruh how did this happen Grow true you can't be doing this no more

Just bought Arias

I'll pull it out for you, baby. Of course. Anytime, baby doll.

Um, I've dealt with this many times. Leave it to me guys. I'm pretty sure I know how to get it out. Your boobadol.

Yeah but one day I got a shoot my yeah

Boy what the fuck

Maybe if you have some poop in your booty and the needle stand poop then maybe like if it's hard to get the poop out get the needle and I will bring the poop out to you

What the fuck?

I thought you wanna rap the needle around your ass hair so the trajectory will exactly align with your ass hair and it will just shoot right out honey