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Would you rather have no arms or no legs? It's a tough decision but if you had to choose which one would you choose? Let me know.
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No legs because then I could still be my meat
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If you like me, what's up about me with my legs?
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Yeah, I'm gonna take the no legs because I would want to be able to wipe my ass unless I have a certified ass cleaner and I'm not rich enough to hire that.
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Alright, but okay. So I'm volunteering. Like, what's my hourly rate or my per wipe rate? And I'm like, let's talk money.
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Okay, okay, I don't want to make someone wipe my ass for like dirt cheap So let's just say 50 bucks per wipe and you take a shit four times a day. So that's 200
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okay bet bet bet one thing though company policy is that we charge 15% more for front to back back to front is cheaper I don't know we could work something out
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Because you're coffee laughing so hard over there
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I scratch your back, you scratch mine. I wipe your ass, you paint me. Same thing.
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I'm gonna say... It's a good one. I'm gonna say... No legs, because if I need to slop a bitch, I can.
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Bro easy easy easy easy I know arms so I can put like cyborg arms and beat the hell out of everyone bro beat the hell out of them you know 200 pounds of steel in each arm bro trust me
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I'd rather have no arms. I like being able to walk around. I can be a strong swimmer still. I can use my feet like hands to grab things.
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Me personally, no wigs because you can't beat your meat with your feet.
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Are you sure about that my brother?
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Yeah, I don't think he know nothing about that. He ain't never tried that shit before.
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I guess it would have to be no legs. I could roll around in a wheelchair and at least I could feed myself and play card games or video games. I don't know with no legs. It's my choice.
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That's honestly a hard question but I think I'd rather have no words. Yeah.
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Yeah, interesting question. I have to agree with everybody. No legs. I would rather still use my hands.
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