What's the craziest shit you ever did that nobody knows about

In the fourth grade a kid brought a binders full worth of Pokémon cards and I took that shit when no one was looking and I saw a kid crying later on because I was like $200 worth of Pokémon cards I never regret any sex

It's all in the fucking profile, lad.

I commit rebellion.

At one time I kicked my little brother really hard in the in the mouth and they're like I think one of his teeth fell out and he was bleeding so I rushed him to the hospital

So once I was on the Empire State building my kidding and I was like outside and I was skinny so I fit through the bars and like I don't know if I was gonna jump or just like looking down but I almost fell off and a guy rescued me like I was I was falling I'm not kidding

One time I went to Wisconsin and I was skiing down the mountainside and this nine-year-old bumped into me because she didn't know how to ski and it sent me going a different direction and I couldn't stop and then I almost fell off the mountainside.

Bro I thought nobody would ever ask but is one time I got a bag of macaroni and I just fuck the shit out of it

The craziest shit I ever did would have to be drunk driving And I regret it but yeah that's the craziest shit I've done

but I broke into someone's house and stole someone's puppy, but the story is that, that, that, that, that, oh my god, I can't talk, he's that, that, that, they wouldn't feed the dogs and my friend fed them and then And we just took one of the puppies away.

So basically back in like 2016 I was really bored and me and my friends made a lie that we saw a killer clown and our school went on fucking lockdown and I got interrogated yet Our school went on fucking lockdown and I got interrogated by the cops