How do you horror story 15 seconds getting ready to pick up my tenants and I have a passing gas and fuck?

No this guy at a bar and we decided to go back to his house to have a nightcap and right before we got it's actually doing it is mom came in with a belt and whipped up

I'm a very first date when I was 16 I brought Hershey's kisses and I thought I would make it funny by saying oh here's a kiss well they melted in my pocket so I went to reach into my pocket and my hands were chocolatey and I tried to hide it from my date for the first like

OK so try to say coupon at TGI Friday's buy one get half of dinner that is a nightmare that is a cheapskate that somebody you never wanna do again and I definitely did end it right down there a coupon to pa me

Dated this guy and while on the day the phones kept ringing his phone kept ringing and I asked him what was going on and he said that was his baby mama