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To the best pickup line you have. We are life. Yeah.
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If your left leg it was Christmas and you're right it was Thanksgiving I visit you in between the holidays
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During my darkest hour I would like it at the stars but I would guess at you because you idiot far more than the stars
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No offense but it sounds like some poetry not a bad way but like I hate poetry
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Cause it is poetry this type of race is called the poetry race
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Red fish yellow fish blue fish green fish this is me fish in the sea but I want you
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Are you a um a burger because I like burgers
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I smell a fat bitch a booty hole when she farted
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bro I wish I was cross-eyed so I could be seeing your ass twice
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because that's the only fucking pickup line I know.
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Pick up lines bro like what happened to the personality people bro like what the fuck you're so stupid motherfuckers like if you don't care about personality you a hoe bitch go shopping on mama dried up Tatie
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They just be asking for pickup lines. You don't need to go all into it.
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Ayo Shadi, you looking for a stud? Well, I get an STD and all I need is you
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I have a bomb. I have a box of chocolates in my backpack. Do you want some?
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Don't don't you ever say that to somebody in real life please what you study don't you nothing because I'm gonna be like do I use that are you dumb
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Banners bank guess was queso know I am more seen him basil Yeah stop playing with me I'm a poet for real
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It has me laughing at like 11 dude.
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